Rope-a-Dope Ramadi: Let’s Call the Whole Thing Off

Apparently the problem with the Iraqi troops defending Ramadi from ISIL is that they were under the mistaken assumption that they would be staying at the the Ramada… oops… that explains why the beds were so hard… and where’s that chambermaid, anyway–and that gun? Iraq’s commander said that there were bright lights… and loud noises… so they left. Ooohhh, sounds like a bad episode of the Kardashians…

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