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    hardie karges 5:33 pm on August 6, 2015 Permalink | Reply
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    The Avocado Problem, Crisis of Cuisine… 

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    This is a problem that won’t go away, getting worse and worse by the day, it seems, with solutions hard to find. Please write your Congressman and demand action. No, this is not about David ‘Avocado’ Wolfe, though he may have a dog in the hunt, so to speak (if you’re a Southerner by birth, or a recent convert, not likely, since the jobs are few). David himself seems to be laughing all the way to the bank. But I digress…

    We all know what an avocado’s like when it goes bad, too soft, especially when you didn’t even know that it was yet quite ripe, you a victim of that ‘bad avocado smell’. Words can hardly describe it, as if they could describe any smell, synaesthesia best left to its own devices and the testimony of sense organs themselves. Suffice it to say that you’ll know it when you smell it, God forbid that you should taste it, that dark acrid smell of decay, bad timing and nutrient misuse. It seems to occur on the inner surface of the skin, so that’s one possible way to salvage the fruit, carefully avoiding the skin and removing any pulp in its contact, though if you’ve already smelt the fetid meat first, then good luck, as that smell pervades… (More …)

     
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    hardie karges 11:28 am on August 5, 2015 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: , , Gael Garcia Bernal, , Jon Stewart, Maziar Bahari, Persian   

    Rosewater and Julep, Movies and Reality, USA and Aryan Iran… 

    Imagine a place out on the steppes of Asia, the stepping stones to Europe, maybe the Caucasus, or somewhere farther east, out on the outskirts of the civvies and the cities, say maybe 5-6000 years ago, with the climes warming up and paths leading north, where a group of people probably only a few thousand strong, not so urban, but not so stupid, playing around with wheels and ales and axles and weapons, found a will and a way in this world, spreading outward until they gradually lost contact with each other and their languages became harder to understand, eventually to become the Celts of Europe and the Persians of Asia and the Greeks of the Mediterranean, and the Hittites who never really left, now North Europeans, South Europeans, Indians, Iranians, and… Armenians, who never really left…

    …speaking related Indo-Aryan-European languages, Aryan the same word as Iran, long before it meant ‘Nordic’, swastika a Hindu symbol, Persian sharing words with English and Spanish, “Swas Ti Ka” meaning “hello” in Thai via Sanskrit, long before Hitler crapped on us all, long before Muslims felt like they had to fight for their lives to survive Western colonization, long before Jews decided they weren’t really Middle Easterners at all, more like Europeans in fact, with all that represents…

    Chaos theory: but for a few butterflies fluttering by at random times places and faces altering time-lines and wait times, we might still be one tribe today, speaking mutually intelligible dialects of the same language and fighting over politics, not—wait a minute—threatening the future of the world. After all, are we really that much different? Indians, Persians, Greeks, Romans, French, English and others all have proud histories, major snafus, and a common background. Is their death wish really that much different from our death wish? Are we really any more reliable with a Bomb than they are? (More …)

     
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    hardie karges 9:20 am on August 2, 2015 Permalink | Reply
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    Which is More Important in Life: Meaning or Experience? Living for the Present, or the Future… 

    ‘Living in the Moment’ is the big mantra of our modern age—and it shows. Almost nothing is being left for the future, certainly not responsibility and sustainability. With all due respect to those visionaries of bygone times who honestly felt that we needed to loosen our butt-screws and learn to boogie, fretting our guitars rather than fretting over the future, I respectfully suggest that maybe that train of thought long ago left the station, and maybe needs to backtrack a bit…

    I’d respect my hero Joseph Campbell less if he hadn’t himself backtracked on his own famous dictum to “follow your bliss,” which he later amended off-the-cuff to “blisters”—sounds less hedonistic. Still the die is cast. We are a nation and world society that follows its whims like no other before, all the while marching off the cliff of non-sustainability, the capitalist foundations of this society heavily based on oil and other fossil fuels that will one day run out, and destroy the planet, long before its people will give it up, most likely…

    To put it bluntly, we’re committing societal suicide, or let’s call it “civilicide”. And that’s the global level. On a personal level we’re doing no better, sacrificing all for the moment, rather than plan for a future that may or may not come. Sounds like self-defeating prophecy to me. I think I realized this while myself writing an article for inclusion in a book about ‘following your passion.” But most of my friends—artists, musicians, writers and such—don’t need to follow their passions. They need jobs!  I don’t need 150 more countries; I need focus!  Nevertheless, in the course of that project I came up with a concept that I like even better–highest common denominators.  More on that later…
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      Kc 11:31 am on August 2, 2015 Permalink | Reply

      speak for yourself on the sustainability thing, we’ve been working for years to be that way, it is a bit more difficult (or not) in a mean small southern town, but by god, we have food, at least within hitching distance or walking if needed. Home grown food, and finally the farmers’ are disliking chemicals. it is high time. still i dream of a farm, pigs, goats, chicken, a mule and 5 acres, plus a well, an outhouse wd be nice but it really matters not where you poop as long as you poop. the self sustainability dream is alive and well in MS, ya just gotta know some people. and Barter, barter, and more barter. peace to you Karges.

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        hardie karges 11:54 am on August 2, 2015 Permalink | Reply

        I was referring to society, yes, self-sustainability is achievable with land and seeds…

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    hardie karges 9:26 am on July 31, 2015 Permalink | Reply
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    Military Madness and the American Police State… 

    Do cops have to undergo background checks before they’re issued guns? Do they get any training? In what?Don’t we kill enough people overseas that people here back at home get to live and breathe and have their being? Isn’t that the deal? We’re no better than ISIS: not much, anyway. Modern American culture is a thinly-concealed death cult, murder by proxy, similar to the ‘guerras floridas’/flowery wars/Xōchiyaoyōtl of the Aztecs, in which wars were fought largely as sport, and the taking of prisoners, the better to placate major public gods, of course. When do we get to vote on this issue?

     
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    hardie karges 1:08 pm on July 30, 2015 Permalink | Reply
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    Language Genes, Blue Jeans, and the DNA of Culture… 

    chinese-calendar-zodiac-symbolsIt’s easy to see how written alphabetic language becomes ideographic language, reading too fast to even notice the little spaces between vowels and consonants, much less the little gaps between verbs and nouns, so in that sense Chinese ideograms, originating from pictures, are ahead of the pack, just not conducive to the learning by increments of an alphabet imitating sound more or less. All alphabets originated from pictures, but quickly changed plans. Is there a single Chinese character to give the same meaning as ROTFLMFAO? I bet it looks like a dog…

     
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    hardie karges 6:03 pm on July 29, 2015 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: Biscuit, emo, emoji, , Koko, Mugsy   

    Emoji Mania: Dogging Me Relentlessly… 

    I think I’ve cracked the code for FaceBook emoji stickers, doggie ones, that is: Mugsy is Muslim, sensitive about his dark skin, good-natured but quick to anger.  Biscuit is Buddhist, devil may care, since there is nothing such, lovable if a little bit lazy, not a deep thinker but sensitive to the touch.  Koko is Christian, a little bit of both, and something of a trickster, kick him in the butt and you’ll get a good day’s work…

     
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    hardie karges 9:29 am on July 26, 2015 Permalink | Reply
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    American Exceptionalism, Violence, and Racism: Time for some soul-searching… 

    Image result for american flagWe Americans like to pretend that we’re better than everyone else, and that we need to teach the rest of the world how to behave themselves, but we tend to make fools of ourselves in the process, exposing our hypocrisy to the world, only to become the object of ridicule. We lecture the rest of the world on democracy, when many times our own elections barely reach ten percent of the electorate—as if voting were the only manifestation of democracy in the first place…

    Then there are all the guns, and violence, home-grown terrorism, and what-have-you, something we Americans know very well, as our country writes a new chapter daily in the American Book of the Dead. It seemed an abstract squabble over constitutional minutiae among paisanos until the terrorists all of a sudden have become ‘the enemy within’. (More …)

     
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    hardie karges 9:29 am on July 19, 2015 Permalink | Reply
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    Spirituality on the Half-Shell: Social Medium, Neither Rare nor Well-Done 

    I just joined a ‘Spiritualism’ group on Facebook last week, hoping for something more than the usual cat videos and pictures of everybody’s good ol’ granddad. It was pretty disturbing, frankly. First of all, ‘Spiritualism’ apparently not only does not include religion, but religion is outright forbidden, in fact. So I thought maybe my definition of ‘Spiritualism’ was imprecise, skewed if not screwed, but if it is, then so is theirs. They even use the term ‘ Spirituality’ interchangeably, so I definitely know what that means. Am I the only one who sees a clear connection between religion and spirituality? Duh…

    Second, the leader of the group (“We are all one”) is apparently so paranoid and back-biting, that not only will he talk trash against a competing  (!?) FB group (“they talk about religion—even politics”), that he will kick you out of his group if he sees that you are on theirs, too. Now that’s truly weird. That makes Scientology look positively Unitarian, if not Universalist. He makes it repeatedly clear that he can and will control the flow of info on his page in his group. If no religion is allowed, then I guess that leaves only New Age (fill-in-the-blank)… (More …)

     
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    hardie karges 9:14 am on July 17, 2015 Permalink | Reply
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    Sofia, Sofia: Accents and Charms of a Working Girl… 

    Image result for sofia vergara abilityIs someone going to tell Sofia Vergara how obnoxious her accent is, or does that chore fall to me? That must be part of her charm (read: selling point), right? I mean: Penelope Cruz’s voice is cute and girlie, but this? It could give you nightmares! I mean: a full frontal display is pretty common these days, and the rack rate is not so high for buying yours off the shelf, either, cleavage optional, simply point and click and the cleavers begin whirring, sliced melons packaged for sale, photoshop or fresh in the flesh.

    I mean: I like ‘Modern Family’ and all, but surely she doesn’t talk that way at her real home, does she? Or does she? Maybe she should change her name to Sofia Viagra. Vergada? Hey, I’m just having fun. If you can’t poke fun at TV’s highest paid actress, then who can you make fun of? Reminds me of some Mexican weather forecaster… (calmese, guey, somos paisanos, chingados de la frontera)… At least now I know why her ‘ex’ won’t give up the embryos. He’s playing the futures market…

     
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    hardie karges 9:08 am on July 13, 2015 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: , Ariana Grande, doughnut   

    Ariana, the Big and the Small… 

    We now know Ariana Grande’s true nature as a doughnut whisperer and defiler of fresh greasy fried fluff. That comes as no great shock. What we didn’t know were her feelings toward her home country America. So why do I feel new respect for her? She’s telling the truth, un-scripted; that’s why (nice comeback, too). She’s entitled to hate her own country. Now if a foreigner had said that, it’d be different…

     
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