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    hardie karges 11:28 am on September 6, 2015 Permalink | Reply
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    The Decline of Western Civilization (Part 2: Bankers, Barkers and Religion…) 

    Christian God

    Christian God

    But first my Sunday confession, Father: I’ve been called Communist and I’ve been called Jihadi. Liberals call me a Conservative. Conservatives call me a Liberal. It’s all true. I’m a contrary son-of-a-b*tch, known to act as the devil’s avocado, barely ripe, slippery when wet, but not merely for the sake of argument, I swear, but to try to reach some higher truth, later if not sooner, and for all our sakes, not just my own. When I lived in Berkeley I WAS conservative. When I lived in Mississippi I WAS liberal. Doctrines are there to be challenged, and dogma is there to be run over by karma…

    Now we all know how stupid are the tea-party wing of America’s Republican political party, but that doesn’t mean that Democrats are all geniuses (genii?). The difference between conservatives and liberals, or republicans and democrats, which basically defines the power relationships in the world, is basically the difference between the two types of people in the world: those who save their money—or resources—and those who don’t. Please note, Republicans, that I didn’t use the word ‘lazy’ and I don’t intend to, as I don’t think that is the fundamental issue. (More …)

     
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    hardie karges 3:01 pm on September 5, 2015 Permalink | Reply
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    The Decline of Western Civilization (Part 1—Miley Cyrus, Chrissie Hynde, and…) 

    Miley CyrusI mean, do I have to be the one to say: “Miley, could you please put some clothes on, because 1) You’re embarrassing yourself; and all the rest of us, 2); and 3) ISIL is threatening to hold hostages until you do? We got the gist of it, you know, your point, both of them: the inverse proportions between fame and clothing, twerking and working, etc., but you can give it a rest now; you’re getting older; and there are other people in the world, also, who shouldn’t necessarily be subjected to your bad taste, without going into the question of your right to do it. Your ‘fluid’ sexuality will be intact, and we’ll even throw in a box of M&M’s…

    It’s hard to admit that our culture has lost its way, gone wrong, horribly wrong, but how can you look at Miley Cyrus’s recent appearances on TV and disagree? Should we really be in a constant state of sexual titillation…or disgust? Liberal permissiveness should have limits, too, sorry. And there was no better example of liberal **ow jobs than the response to Chrissie Hynde’s second thoughts on a previous case of rape in which she reflected on her own behavior on that one fateful night, wishing she had done things differently. Keep in mind that only she knows exactly what happened as only she was there… (More …)

     
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    hardie karges 2:05 pm on September 1, 2015 Permalink | Reply
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    Cliches’ For Sale–Cheap: Comfort-food lingo that no longer counts… 

    I figure that language is our DNA, the DNA of our culture. Nothing is more exciting than a new piece of language or a well-turned phrase, BUT… nothing is staler than yesterday’s cornflakes or over-used clichés. Given our feverish climate of social media and anti-social behavior, this can happen with startling rapidity these days. By the time you’re really starting to get a kick out of saying that new phrase ‘that all the kids are saying’–it’s too late. The vacuum seal has been broken. Mold is accumulating on the outer surface and the sweet sickly smell of decay is beginning to infect, then pervade. These are prime current candidates for removal from our daily vocabulary:

    1) Anything ‘best ever’–STOPPPPP!!!!!
    2) Anything that you just ‘love love love’ in triplicate. One ‘love’ is enough. Twice loved=thrice shy…
    3) Anything that’s ‘Just wow!’… I mean: really? Is that the best you can do? Just sayin’…
    Hey, that’s another one! (yes, I’m one of the worst offenders; sometimes it seems like my whole life is one big cliché)…
    4) “Just sayin”…

    The good thing is that sometimes after a long absence, bringing old phrases back into current use can be good fun. For example: when’s the last time you used the word ‘groovy’? Try it! The basic idea is to keep it fresh and unexpected. That’s all that really matters. You gotta’ love it… WAIT!

    5) “Gotta love it”…

    Of course, to intentionally used clichés to make a point about clichés is a special use–reported speech, i.e.feedback–protected by law and copyright conventions…

    We’ll be back after a break for station identification. Stay tuned for more!

     
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